The doctors' story

Toxicology

Everything in excessive amount is poisonous to our body. Including love.

Commed

Do you know how to measure waist circumference? Ouh, and do you know where is your waist exactly? Nowadays, the boys forget where are their waists. See how they wear their trousers.

ENT

At first they named it Nose, Ear and Throat. But one of our colleague said, in the Quran Allah stated ear(hearing) first than other senses. So, now we call it Ear, Nose and Throat.

Ophtalmology

Eye is the mirror of your body. It expresses your feelings.

Selingan:

A: Kita tengok video operation caesarean.

B,C,D,E: OK *bukak mata luas-luas*

A: Ni operation cataract.

B,C,D,E: OK *mata separuh*

A:Ni lagi satu operation mata.

B,C,D,E: OK *Tersengguk-sengguk*

A: Kita tengok Nemo dalam Bahasa Arab.

B: *Mata luas balik* Ooo...baru tahu sejarah Nemo macam ni.

C: Tak tau la pulak Nemo ni anak yatim.

D,E: Dah jom balik. Dah habis kelas baru mata nak terbukak.

Moral of the story: Silalah jangan menguap banyak kali dan tersengguk-sengguk depan cikgu.

p/s: Insomnia.

Padah 'terpengsan' lepas asar tadi+a mug of coffee. Dan rezeki hari ni disempitkan sikit. Huwargh! Padan muka.

1-Gambar yang ditunggu tak berjaya diemel sampai sekarang. Internet boikot.

2-Terlepas iftar yang best sebab terlelap sampai ke lepas maghrib. Well, hypovolemic syndrome-public holiday la katekan. haha.

(ampun kakyana, bukan takmo pergi. tapi takut nak redah malam sorang-sorang. nanti kena marah pulak takde mosrep. Ces, alasan semata-mata, jangan percaya alasan ni. :P)